the purple teletubby.
 
where did this teletubby come from and how did it become so evil?
the purple teletubby was destroyed by my friend jake. jake stole the teletubby from his little sister, who, i believe, got it from mcdonolds. this tubby was a work-in-process. for the last couple of weeks of school, jake brought the tubby to homeroom, where he would either torture susan with it (she fears teletubbies, and would jump up on a chair to get away from it) or pierce it with anything he could find. in the end, the purple teletubby had safety pins in his crotch and bellybutton areas, rings in his ears and nose, a staple between his eyes, marker all over his face and plastic skull ring around his arm.
 
what happened to the purple teletubby???
i'm pretty sure jake and his friend jaimee burned it or something.
 
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