the yellow teletubby.
where did this teletubby come from and how did it become
so evil?
the yellow teletubby was given to me as a gift by my friend
jrenn. he was an imported tubby (all the way from TN.) which she
bought a drama club trip last april. jrenn is anti-tubbies too. she told
me that if i didn't destroy it, she was going to take it away from me,
so i did. i cut slits up the tubby's back, head, side and butt, the i cut
his left ear and right arm off and cut out his left eye. i sewed them all
back up and our buddy mike drew a picture of satan in his television
tummy.
what happened to the yellow teletubby???
well, the yellow teletubby found a good, evil home in orgy's
guitarist, ryan shuck. when jrenn and i met ryan in april, we gave
him the murdered teletubby, which he seemed very entertained by, along
with some other gifts we'd come up with for his birthday.
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